Quantifying naïveté
since 2025 @bylex

Serious quantum theatre. High-key meme energy. A model that believes in belief—then backtests the joke.

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Naïve Bayes, weaponised

Independent, weak signals multiplied into a conviction engine. It’s not true—just locally useful.

Quant theatre

Concentric halos, Greek letters, and p-values. Looks like CERN; trades like a group chat.

Meme-first telemetry

Hype velocity, FOMO gradients, emoji-candles. Behavioural finance with glitter.